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Sarah Marie Schmidt

A lesbian vampire who thrives on litlle kids and blood. She never sleeps or eats and is very pale. She always wears a necklace so that she doesn't sparkle or burn in the sunlight.
Look at that sexy vampire, she must be a Sarah Marie Schmidt.
by kendalljaeandashleymae January 20, 2011
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Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

Nikocado Blablablado's catchphrase.
Nikocado: *does something* Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!
by rl90599 September 5, 2020
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Mary Poppins Vagina

A girl whose vagina is so huge it almost seems magical. She can fit umbrellas, cows, and half of "small town USA" in it- at the same time. When she sends naked pictures of herself she leaves her panties on so all of her "special belongings" don't fall out. Beware, if you choose to enter, you get a free gift with penetration... if you can find your way out. The gift that keeps on giving...
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Yeah, I've heard she has a Mary Poppins Vagina.
by MaryPoppinz177 October 8, 2011
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Nakita Marie Mercante

The most amazing girl on the planet, Jax loves her very much <3
Nakita Marie Mercante
by Anonymous555555 May 28, 2011
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St. Mary's Annapolis

A catholic school (though often not apparent) located in historic downtown Annapolis, home of the legendary Saints. Also home to many boozers, stoners, smokers, dippers, and lax players. Considered poor because of low tuition and crappy rented public playing fields it is full of many rich preps that let you know they are rich preps. Known mostly for champion lax teams, men’s and women’s, it also has strong soccer, cross country, and wrestling teams. It is full of some of the most spirited and crazy fans known to start tailgating the day before a game (any game) starts and end several days after (win or loss). The Saints' archrival is the even richer and snottier Severn school. A school full of worthless trust fund babies who have a snowball's chance in hell in beating the Saints in anything. St. Mary's has many drawbacks but is ultimately the best school in the Balto-Annapolis area sending a national record of students to US Service Academies and D1 schools per capita (8 to service academies ('04) and the entire women's lax team, among others, in '05 out of a class of around 140 students). Often imitated rarely duplicated, the real Harvard on the Severn.
Know where I can find a party? I dunno call someone from St. Mary's Annapolis.

We're playing St. Mary's? We can't even pray for help!
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mary-kate and ashley

1.Anorexic rich freaks who are always together and probobly lesbians.
2.A name for two boobs.
1. Person #1:Ewwww look at those anorexic freaks.
Person #2: Oh it's just Mary-kate and Ashley!
2. Lara! Put away mary-kate and ashley! -sees lara covering her boobs-
by .:xXSexiBiotchXx:. June 17, 2005
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Victoria Marie Smith

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. Definitely become friends with her because she is one that will always be there for you. (If you don't its your lost, and its a really big lost if you don't) She is an amazing, beautiful, and fun girl to talk to. She is someone who you can talk to and tell your deepest and darkest secrets. She is VERY VERY lovable. She is a girl that most guys don't like, they absolutely love her. She is a girl that most guys don't find pretty, she is gorgeous. When you talk to her, she will make your heart beat like there's no tomorrow. The only words to describe her is "simply amazing." She is a girl that drives you crazily in love, keeps you thinking about her day & night, and a gift of fate. She is a dream girl, that has become my reality. I can never be so thankful in my life.
Guy: Who is that girl?
Guy1: Well that is Victoria Marie Smith!
Guy: I forgot to ask her name, but she is so nice, oh I wish she wasn't taken.
Guy1: That sucks. Well her boyfriend is really lucky!
by luckyboykevin July 9, 2011
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