jordan

a spupid loser

jordan is a

by wilt o'neil the ||| April 3, 2022

Jordan

Gay

Jordan is gay

by Jddbwhwhshsbs October 21, 2019

Jordan

Jordan has the biggest dick in the and all the girls get him period

Fuck me jordan harderrrrrrrrrrrr

by anonymous November 8, 2020

Jordan

A virgin.

Damn! That dude gives off Jordan energy.

by BTGG August 29, 2022

pulling a jordan

when u have brown hair and can't go 5 mins without making a sexual joke

pulling a jordan is when people ask you literally anything and you just HAVE to ruin the mood

jacob: "hey jordan what's up?"
jordan: "my ass."
jacob: "fuck you."

by your typical sveenth grade kid April 17, 2022

Michael B Jordan

Literally the finest man alive.

I heart Michael B Jordan

by Samantha Hood September 28, 2023

Jordan

This ether refers to the many definitions of Jordan
1. A name given to people
2. The shoe
Or 3. The country of Jordan 🇯🇴, located in the Middle East

Man 1: my favorite country is Jordan
Man 2: Jordan? You mean the shoe?
Man 3: The Shoe? Do you mean Jordan d. Montalvo?
Man 1: I’m talking about the country
Man 2 & 3: there is a country name Jordan?
Man 1: we live in Jordan you stupid retar-

by SomeDumbKid100 June 16, 2022