Corn Hoes

Girls who live in small country towns and fuck their friends boyfriends

Haley and Natalie went for their ex best friends man, they are corn hoes.

by K.doggggg October 13, 2019

Mellow Corn

Distilled by Heaven Hill, Mellow Corn is the greatest whiskey ever made. It’s made from at least 80% corn, it’s bottled in bond, and only $15-$20. It’s even better than Blanton's.

Don’t waste your money on overpriced allocated bourbons, buy Mellow Corn instead!

by eddiespaghetti January 19, 2024

grilled corn

a type of corn grilled at exactly 350 degrees to get that perfect BROWN crispy ends on that piece of munch corn also covered in butter for a extra little nibble of taste then lubricated in another type of butter called melted butter then again put on the grill again on top of a pineapple and banana.

mar just got me GRILLED CORN for my birthday

by marquise marquan March 10, 2022

Corn

A big lump with knobs

"It's CORN, a big lump with knobs."
-Corn Kid

by pickle1009 September 19, 2022

Corn crotch

What my room smells like to my drunk mother apparently

It smells like corn crotch up in this bitch

by dipper223 January 23, 2021

Corn Dog

Someone who has a stick up their ass for no reason what so ever.

Dude, I walked into ol' Corn Dog's office, asked what he had for dinner and chucked his stapler at my face.

by TimmyJohnson September 25, 2019

Corned Egg Sandwich

When you dilate her ass, fit as many peeled hard boiled eggs inside her. Allow her to slam shut. Proceed to take 2 slices of Texas style toast and have the woman crouch over the 2 slices as you hold them under her ass. Have her squeeze out the combination of corned eggs and seasoning on your sandwich. Bust a load on the sandwich and fold the other slice over the top. Wipe off excess. Serve to the woman. Enjoy.

I'm not hungry for A "wet burrito" I'm already full from Tiffany's "Corned Egg Sandwiches"

by StinkyFingerer October 30, 2025