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Rooter's Law

A series or an event where jokingly something bad happens, actually does.

Having poor luck, but enjoying the outcome of the event.

Having the universe after you; trying to bring you down.
Lauren: "lets go to NYC today, since it's so nice out!"

(as soon as they arrive to NYC a hurricane rips through)

Brittany: that's definitely Rooter's Law... oh well, wanna dance?
by Brii Holley December 21, 2008
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zoo law

the law of old where poeple should get punished for there crime. the courts of today do not punish people, so this is why "Zoo law" needs to be inforced.
zoo law would cover Crimes like murder. It would bring back the old death sentence.. Crimes like rape, would be not be comunity service.. they would be prison.. for a long time
by zoolord March 25, 2010
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GRANDMA LAW

Your mom cannot Beat you when you are with grandma
Mom: Ivan I'm going TO whoop your ass
Ivan: Haha I think not! IM WITH GRANDMA
Mom: OH fuck I forgot about GRANDMA LAW
by Crack eater May 13, 2020
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Jones' Law

The more time that passes, the more likely Alex Jones was right.
Did you hear that Atrazine, one of the world's most widely used pesticides, makes adult male frogs into females?
I figured, its Jones' Law, they turned the frogs gay.
What about Covid being a Bioweapon?
by AltLore May 25, 2021
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Nif's law

"If something looks like the work of a retard, it probably is."
Slime Today at 3:43 PM
normies demand every character be deeply fleshed out and morally ambiguous
when obvious villains and heroes create compelling narratives
I've seen normies unironically complain that you're "forced" to be the warrior of light in FFXIV
this says a lot about society when people can't relate to heroes
:jocker:
Clone Today at 3:54 PM
:hesrightjocker: :jocker:
an ambiguous complex relationship where the hero and villain can agree on some things and disagree on others is more interesting then a straightforward simple "durr u kill peepo u bad i kill u :brainlet: "
straightforward good vs. evil scenarios are demonstrative of black and white thinking
black and white thinking people are not creative and can't create interesting narratives or scenarios
that's not to say you can't have a black and white scenario from time to time, situations that are fairly straightforward like that do occur
but if it's your bread and butter then it's cringe :gangcringe~2:

Nif Today at 4:13 PM
You hes righted the exact thing you argued against
Good reading comprehension you macro autist

Brandon Today at 4:35 PM

Fuck it, nif's law.
by Joseph Huggins December 15, 2020
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Law Office

A lawyer's office.
Person #1
My phone says I missed a call. They said law office when I called.

Person#2
Shit, you better get rid of you're computer man.
by The guy who can't find a name January 13, 2010
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un-laws

un-laws - defined as 'family' of ex significant others who may or may not sponge or look for undue support from non biological cohabitants
My homegirl said her ex stayed with her and his fam always asked her for money for lotto/bud and beer when she came in.They broke up and whenever her folks saw her they STILL hit her for space change. Upon careful introspection it appeared to me, she left and they became un-laws...
by Ismail Sabbah October 30, 2011
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