butt calling

It's what happens when you dial/text someone by accident because you forget that your phone is in your back pocket when you sit down.

Person A: Hello? Hello? Person B: (no answer) Person A: Why are you butt calling me?! Person B: (no answer)

by cisi November 30, 2011

Butt Spittle

The liquid that comes out of your ass when you dry-ish fart. Like ass saliva or buttcrack sweat.

When you take a slo-mo video of you farting, don't get any butt spittle on my phone!

by Jean Jumps June 22, 2016

Butt locker

A male or female whose butthole is like a succubus. It locks the souls of the penises that penetrate it.

That guy from grinder was a total butt locker

by Buttstuff93 July 10, 2018

butt ornament

the left over tissue stuck one's butt after covering the toliet seat with tissue(toilet mummy).

I walked out of the bathroom with butt ornaments hanging out my pants.

I went to take a shit and my toilet mummy left me with butt ornaments.

by jody the super trooper March 8, 2010

Butt Rush

The feeling of extreme rectal laxity as a result of smoking any tobacco product. Esp. in a wake and bake situation where user has not taken a shit since at least the day before.

Woah brother, I've got really bad butt rush right about now

by Bird'Ands April 7, 2013

Blueberry butt

A severe case of butt cheek-acne that has scabbed over, causing a purplish/speckled appearance; much like a blueberry muffin.

Hey yo, man! That chick last night had the nastiest blueberry butt! At least them pimples were already popped, though...

by Sammy Wilkins April 27, 2022

Butt fucked

A Roman hello or show of friendship

1.I just butt fucked my friend thetus as a show of good friendship.

2. I just butt fucked one of the boys but it's not gay

by Bussy connoisseur69 March 28, 2022