Cakes and shit

A tough situation.

Oh dude, you know what? I'm sorry I tried to put your head in this, this is gonna be like cakes and shit.

by Ocular Fire July 9, 2023

plazzy cakes

a person with no butt.

Joe lacks plazzy cakes

by O.Dre July 24, 2010

Derrick Cake

Something irresistibly thick, black, and sweet that you have to put in your mouth... Like a chocolate cake.

Last night, Drew found some Derrick Cake and shoved it in his mouth and washed it down with a Baytown Milkshake.

by TXMFTWIS February 18, 2018

cake puncher

In the service industry, an employee who deliberately damages a meal or component thereof in order to make it unacceptable to be served to a customer. In turn, the food then becomes available to the server and/or the rest of the staff.

Adam loves working at that cafe on the water. He eats there all the time but he never has to pay for it 'cuz he's a cake puncher.

by diggy deadmoon September 30, 2016

Midnight Cake

When you are incapable of consuming sugar, but insist on eating copious amounts of cake after the sun has set. Results in crippling migraines.

"Tom went for some midnight cake last night - I heard his head is fucked up this morning!"

by ThePezident May 12, 2014

chicken cake

A small sick with a large girth another term for chode

Cracker jack- "mmmmmh I sure sure like chicken cake in my manly poofing pie"

Cracker jack- "waiter please bring me more chicken cake with Mexican stand off my manly pootang pie needs dusting"

by Mmmmmmmmmmmfuckingbucking May 26, 2017

hostess cake

A gift to recieve from your partner. To give a hostess cake is to deficate on your partner's chest, then release a spiraling load onto the turd.

guy 1:What did you and Becky do last night?

guy 2:We stayed home and I gave her a hot, steaming hostess cake on her chest.

by TheBottle1989 March 22, 2010