Oh dude, you know what? I'm sorry I tried to put your head in this, this is gonna be like cakes and shit.
by Ocular Fire July 9, 2023
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Last night, Drew found some Derrick Cake and shoved it in his mouth and washed it down with a Baytown Milkshake.
by TXMFTWIS February 18, 2018
Get the Derrick Cake mug.In the service industry, an employee who deliberately damages a meal or component thereof in order to make it unacceptable to be served to a customer. In turn, the food then becomes available to the server and/or the rest of the staff.
Adam loves working at that cafe on the water. He eats there all the time but he never has to pay for it 'cuz he's a cake puncher.
by diggy deadmoon September 30, 2016
Get the cake puncher mug.When you are incapable of consuming sugar, but insist on eating copious amounts of cake after the sun has set. Results in crippling migraines.
by ThePezident May 12, 2014
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Cracker jack- "mmmmmh I sure sure like chicken cake in my manly poofing pie"
Cracker jack- "mmmmmh I sure sure like chicken cake in my manly poofing pie"
Cracker jack- "waiter please bring me more chicken cake with Mexican stand off my manly pootang pie needs dusting"
by Mmmmmmmmmmmfuckingbucking May 26, 2017
Get the chicken cake mug.A gift to recieve from your partner. To give a hostess cake is to deficate on your partner's chest, then release a spiraling load onto the turd.
guy 1:What did you and Becky do last night?
guy 2:We stayed home and I gave her a hot, steaming hostess cake on her chest.
guy 2:We stayed home and I gave her a hot, steaming hostess cake on her chest.
by TheBottle1989 March 22, 2010
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