Cheese Dick

A cheese dick is a super gross uncircumcised penis that hasn’t been washed in a long ass time. It gets crusty and gross under the foreskin.

Girlfriend: you better not have cheese dick

Guy: don’t worry, I washed it today

by Benis36 March 10, 2019

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Dick Debt

When you do not have a penis, you are in Dick Debt.

“Have you seen Emily”
“Yeah she’s in dick debt”

by John Butcher1612 August 31, 2022

Goon dick

Ignorant ass person

My brother in law is a goon dick son of a bitch.

by pintail75 May 8, 2018

Dick Laportapottie

What happens when you cross premature ejaculation with a temporary toilet facility.

I was baning this bitch in the porta-john and I had to read the writing on the wall so I wouldn't have a Dick Laportapottie.

by pee-NuT December 1, 2007

dick out drunk

When you are so drunk that you pull your dick and out start walking around the party.

Did you see Chris McWilly! He's dick out drunk and is showing the boys!

by swifty0282 January 28, 2023

your penis (aka your dick)

it's basically your second brain but you do worse decisions about it

your penis (aka your dick) is just weird than your whole life in 15 years.

by peterparkerpizzatime October 28, 2022