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A spiky thing that gets drilled down a hole the hole starts squeaking and breathing heavily and the spikey ting drips white liquid which the hole will drink then the hole sucks the spikey ting while the spike licks the hole. the spikey thing if refered to as a dick for small gay people and a willy for grown up straight people
by TheTomass May 29, 2018
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Sprouted Dick

When you bread and deep fry your own penis.
I was making dinner for this chick. I was gonna make chicken parmigiana, but decided to bread my own wang and give her the ole Sprouted Dick.
by Sweats11537 August 31, 2019
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Dick Thinker

One who thinks soley with his penis.
Girl 1: Hey, Steve is totally hot, you should ask him out.

Girl 2: He is hot, but a total dick thinker. I'd never be able to trust him.
by Aphrodite1972 January 15, 2012
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Triple dicking

When a man has three penises and uses them to crush some major pussy 3 times as fast with 3 times the pleasure.
Damn did you hear about how Chester was triple dicking all those girls the other day?
by RhydonAli November 10, 2020
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after dick

After Dick is the cuddle period after sex in which the partners spoon. This particular act of cuddling makes the woman feel loved, cared for and or very secure. The woman shows this feeling of love or security by reaching around, grabbing her lover's arm and wrapping it around her. It is often capped off by either intimate talks or sleep.
Damn girl...the dick was good but the After Dick had me going nuts. I blew up his phone like 50 times the next day.
by The OriginalStealth January 31, 2019
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A Bleeding Dick

The thing that’s Billy gives his dad
“Ow billy stop, you have been sucking to long your giving me a bleeding dick!”
by Bob Trinklebottom June 2, 2020
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