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dirty zephan

When you fuck a girl for 38 hours straight only to pull out and put it in the stinker. When doing a dirty zephan you never use protection or the cum stink soup can’t be enjoyed
Omgggggg my man just did a dirty ZEPHAN and I wanted to scream so badly
by Yanguskhan69 November 15, 2023
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Dirty capstick

When a homosexual man sticks two fingers up his lovers asshole and speaks the words, “Deeper! Deeper! deeper! I can feel daddy coming!”. Then proceeds to take shit on the other ones chest and lather himself in dirt.
My buddy Matt pulled the “Dirty Capstick” then broke up with his girlfriend 2 hours later.
by Bonerman667 June 3, 2022
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dirty dario

When you fuck your best friends cousin by putting a dildo in your ass and cornstarch on your dick while you shit on her tits.
Can we do a dirty dario tonight? -angela.
Only today... -Billy
by Dariodirtydog March 6, 2024
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Dirty Lamphear

When you’re taking her to pound town and pull out and cum on her face and say “are you feeling it now mr krabs
Adam: Dude how was it last night?
Steve: She told me to pull out so I gave her a dirty Lamphear!”
by Citywok69 September 30, 2020
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Dirty teo

When a guy smokes a zoot out a girls asshole, while his 6,8 black friend his choking her to death with his 10 inch cock.
“Oh man my girl got dirty Teo’d last night with my nigga friend Jamal”
by Dee monkey,a February 27, 2023
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Dirty Shartini

Is when a guy bangs some spoiled snobby bitches ass and blows his load in her butthole. Immediately after she takes a Martini glass and cum farts in the glass until she accidentally shits out the cum out.
Jahmeir was banging Melissa’s asshole the other night, as Jahmeir creampied her butthole, Melissa grabbed the Martini Glass off the night stand and proceeded to shake up a Dirty Shartini for Jahmeir.
by Va Jay Jay Sinz November 22, 2024
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A dirty Landon knight

A dirty Landon knight is when you take a wooden sword up your buttocks over and over till you get splinters up your ass
Tyler: yo bro I just pulled a dirty Landon knight and had to go to the ER for the splinters
by Don’tcumonme March 20, 2024
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