Child

Tommyinnit. Just Tommy.

The child is swearing

by Alastairlol April 11, 2021

a child

adam my friend called adam

i have a friend called adam he is a child

by blitzocrowley June 8, 2022

Ryan Childs

Referring to a person who is really skinny and has no muscle. Usually used as a bad word, not a compliment

Person one: Hey dude, what's up?
Person 2: Hey, you are so Ryan Childs. Have you been eating well?

by spiderbruv November 25, 2025

Childe

A grownup acting like a literal child; childish, immature, and sensitive

“Wow they’re acting like a literal Childe!”
“Don’t act like a Childe! That would be terrible!”

by Scaramona November 30, 2022

Aftermarket Child

A child where you are not the original owner but has a brought a higher quality of life to you like any aftermarket part to an item.

Hey Stu who’s that? “Oh that’s just my aftermarket child”

by thickness286 August 16, 2025

Child Lottery

two or more friends ejaculate in a cup, mix it up. And fertilize their wives, wait 9 months to find whose son is whose.

Haha! Jimmy was a part of a child lottery. Weirdo!

by DontStealMyMeme November 19, 2025

child bags

balls.
just balls.

hey ma'am. want to step on my child bags?

by JewGaming April 1, 2021