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Cock Water

Cock Water/ Cockwater
The thick saliva produced while giving a blowjob, usually produced in a large sticky amount.
Guy #1 " Dude she gave me the best head last night, cock water was flowing outta her mouth!"
Guy #2 "Dude that sounds so nasty what the fuck."
by Zia_o June 7, 2021
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watering the bushes

watering the bushes is a sexual act that occurs when a female has an extremely large bush of pubic hair. the male is turned off due to the immense amount of pubic hair so he then inserts his limp penis into the gross bushy hair covered hole very carefully and then begins to urinate into the womans vagina. this act of urinating inside of the female's vagina is in fact "watering" the "bushes" or in reality her pubic hair.
i was about to lay pipe in this one bitch from the laser tag course and then i felt her bush of pubes and went limp... so out of pure anger i worked my limp cock into this cunts pussy and took a piss all up in her and wound up watering the bushes like a fucking man would.
by sav sex (the dream team) March 31, 2009
mugGet the watering the bushesmug.

Chum the water

To fill the toilet or other body of water with unidentifiable remnants such as diarrhea or vomit.
After the late night drunk food Todd was ready to chum the water.
by Dog Leg June 1, 2009
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Water Buffalo

a prostitute in your average urban environment that is so tore up and smoked out she thinks she is as beautiful as miss america and gets really confused and angry when you and your friends drive by in the car laughing your ass off at her delusional state.
hey look at that water buffalo over there on the corner, she thinks she's as beautiful as Julia Roberts in pretty woman!! haha!!!
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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Holy Water

Cum. Preferred verbiage for the religious.
I think that catholic chick last night thought I was god incarnate; I busted a nut and she swallowed it like it was holy water!
by Garrett and A February 13, 2009
mugGet the Holy Watermug.

Water Closet

When a dude is having sex and achieves orgasm while at the same time having a third person grab his scrotum and pull down enthusiastically.
Tim was gettin with this girl and right when he hit the jackpot, Patrick busted in and dropped a water closet on him. Tim was all pissed off because a dude was handling his junk but you know he was also kind of happy Patrick helped out too. Tims definitely gay now cuz he keeps askin Patrick to yank on him like a weed eater.
by Clard April 17, 2014
mugGet the Water Closetmug.

watering the plants

Urinating outside , for the benefit of the plants who don't get enough water
Dude A: "I thought you needed a piss ,isn't there a line"
Dude B: "na, I just went outside and was watering the plants"
by ronifer b March 7, 2015
mugGet the watering the plantsmug.

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