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Green poop

A poop that comes out like a missile but doesn't splash
Jony-I had a poop that came fast but didn't splash

Carl-sounds like a green poop
by Memesinmyass November 19, 2019
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surprise poop

when you go to the bathroom thinking you have to pee, when suddenly, out of the blue, you have to poop.
"dude, I just had a wicked surprise poop"

"surprise poops piss me the fuck off"
by Zombri507 April 24, 2014
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Poop Shackles

The shitty things that keep you down in life.
"Oh man I can't go out tonight, I have all these bills, my girlfriend is a bitch, I can't afford it !!" "My friend it sounds like you have some Poop Shackles on you."
by Lord Jcovatis Maximus February 7, 2013
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Poop Sock

A poop sock is a sock which is commonly used by Anons around the globe. Said sock, is defecated into, and then hid from mummy in a secretive area. Not to be confused with the 'Piss Drawer'. Do NOT, under any circumstances, put on or mix your poop sock with other clean socks. In the event of putting on Poop Sock, go /k/ommando and mix bleach and ammonia to get the stinky poo off.
"Hey Lenny, didn't your mummy find your poop sock?" "Yeah. I'm so mad at her. She said NO TENDIES FOR A WEEK"
"Bro, that's rough."

"Oh shit! I put on my poop sock! Guess I'll get the Clorox. :/"
by rastyhaf March 18, 2019
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poop-tubing

The action of watching videos on your phone while pooping.
Zac decided to do some poop-tubing while he was already on the john.
by buttpuppet7 July 2, 2016
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Poop Eraser

1) T.P. your roommate stole from work, and acts like she's making some "big contribution".

2) Something your new roommate uses a lot of.

3) A "safe" form of contraband you can use to hit your new roommate in the head with.
1) My roommate acts like she's some kind of 'bread winner' bringing home all that stolen poop eraser
2) My new HOMELESS rommate is in the bathroom again using up all the poop eraser.

3) As my roommate sat their on the floor watching cartoons, I held myself back from giviing her a 'blow to the back of the head' with some good old poop eraser.
by noworriezzs April 22, 2008
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poops and ladders

When a guy is giving it a girl in her poop chute while getting it in his poop chute from another guy
On a starry night we found a girl and decided it would be a great idea to play poops and ladders.
by sloan_daddy February 10, 2012
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