Mike : "I was bonin' this girl and I had to piss real bad so I just went in her"
Steve : "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PEE-DOUCHED HER!@@"
Steve : "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PEE-DOUCHED HER!@@"
by schmolly December 2, 2009
Get the pee-douched mug.wireless device inserted in one's ear to achieve a maxiumum level of obnoxiousness
Wireless device inserted in ones ear while walking around having a loud conversation about your high financial status instead of just holding the damn phone and talking in a normal tone.
Wireless device inserted in ones ear while walking around having a loud conversation about your high financial status instead of just holding the damn phone and talking in a normal tone.
As Joe got out of his yellow hummer he made sure to put his Douche Tooth in his ear so that everyone would know what an important bad ass he is.
by boredinoakley October 3, 2009
Get the Douche Tooth mug.when a guy has a big nose and is a dick and makes weird noises while he is having sexual intercourse.
by Juju and olive April 14, 2012
Get the Douche Goose mug.the act of counter-acting a douchebag move by putting an even larger, douchier douchebag move into play.
"Holy crap, Luke just counter-douched the shit out of Trevor. Trevor made fun of Luke's shirt, but Luke depantsed Trevor and everyone saw his 2" penis."
Trevor wore a backwards hat, Luke wore a backwards hat with a popped collar and lanyard sunglasses.
Trevor wore a backwards hat, Luke wore a backwards hat with a popped collar and lanyard sunglasses.
by Semenema April 20, 2010
Get the counter-douche mug.by notsurewhattouseasmypseudonym January 23, 2017
Get the Douche nugget mug.Reporter: It was announced worldwide today that Kanye West will now be a synonym for the word Douche Bag because no other word describes him quite so exquisitely. He was a Douche to begin with but the Bag part was added when he made a complete twat out of himself by being a dick to Taylor Swift. Fuck you Kanye you total Douche Bag!
*Screams insanely in to camera*
*Screams insanely in to camera*
by Monster_erection January 5, 2010
Get the Douche Bag mug.when a person becomes such a douche, they expand to the size of a Macy's float, and explode into Douche Sauce.
Man, Tommy is such a Douche Balloon
Chris had a great explosion the other night, too bad it's because he's a douche balloon
Chris had a great explosion the other night, too bad it's because he's a douche balloon
by TheDyNASTYass December 23, 2011
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