Don’t swear on my christian server

Don’t swear on my christian server is when some ugh dont’t let me swear on mu christina server ...person. Swears. On your christian server.

Person: *beeep*
DONT SWEAR ON MAH CHRISTINA SERVER.
Don’t swear on my christian server :) dont swear in general.

by get the bleach January 24, 2020

sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.

"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)

by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008

I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her

All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!

I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.

by QuacksO July 27, 2019

Christian

Christian is good at football and is cracked at everything he does and is good looking and is good at beating dysen in madden

Christian is better than dysen at football

by Joemamma09876543210987654321 December 2, 2021

consumerist Christian

A person who tries to uphold modern Christianity principals; eg. don't steal, lie,rest on the Sabbath etc. but who can be overtaken by the what's-in-it-for-me mentality.

David: Here you go, you can have this old guitar if you want...there's no strings either.
Terry: What are you doing that for? I can tell...you'll want something in return one day.
David: You're just being a consumerist Christian again my friend. We can fix it up together if you like.

by Captain_Felix February 7, 2023

Free Christian

noun = Unitarian.The term Free Christian is used in the name of the British religious denomination’The General Assembly of Unitarian and Free Christian Churches’ to imply that it contains people who are not Unitarian. It does not.

Q Are you a Unitarian?

A I prefer to use the term Free Christian

Q What does that mean?
A Unitarian

by The Thegn of Tottington December 2, 2023

Christian

Often name of criminal thieves, and sex offenders

He touched my get, he is a christian

by Gthe3e May 3, 2023