Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 20, 2023

child

you son of a b tch you were once a child too 😡

This disgusting child should get cut up into pieces.
no you b tch to u were once a child

Nooooo

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 23, 2025

Child

A name and phrase which you call someone you are fond of

Hi child how are you doing ?

Child move out the way
Go to sleep child

by Holland152 June 11, 2018

Summer Child

A pejorative used to denigrate or disparage newer online accounts in forums.

Usually when school is out for the summer, the kids, having more time, sign up for online internet accounts on forums.

It’s a phrase also used in Game Of Thones but has origins in the 1800’s

Skibidi42069: ur mom

HanShotFirst1977: Whatever, summer child.

by Bobtom March 31, 2025

Parent-Child Potty Overshare

The act of parents sharing too much information regarding their child's daily bathroom habits via a social network.

so-and-so posted a status about their kid peeing in the toilet again today. a serious Parent-Child Potty Overshare!

by keepin' it to yourself June 18, 2011

child

something you consume

can I eat your child

by Kokichis bum bum December 11, 2020

Child

They're like people accept shorter.

You want to know something funny? I didn't even know that was your child's name! 😂🤣😂 There's more than one Matthew in the world.

by Hym Iam April 3, 2022