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Bacon Syndrome

A social disorder which causes the victim to look like a jackass every time a photograph is taken of him or her.

Causes are alcohol, alcoholism, binge drinking, and in extremely rare cases the disorder may be transmitted through sexual contact.

Like most disorders caused by alcohol, there is no known cure other than refraining from alcohol consumption, or the victim may simply stay far away from cameras.
Why does he look so punchable right now?

Because he has Bacon Syndrome and that girl is taking a picture.

Well he looks like a jackass.
by JWSM October 26, 2012
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Mordecai Syndrome

It's essentially like Stockholm Syndrome, but it's just Mordecai bullying his artist by locking her in the basement.
Mordecai is really implementing his Mordecai Syndrome on his artists - if only he provides two pens instead of one pen for her to draw.
by Anson Crandelez September 26, 2022
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Twourettes Syndrome

noun.
1. Condition in which social networkers post incessantly and excessively, to the point of annoying everyone who reads their tweets, posts, or status updates.

2. Condition in which social networkers compulsively curse in their posts.
1. OMG, Rich has Twourettes today! Every tweet was extended with tweet longer!

Geezus, Suzie's FB status was like War & Peace this morning. I think she has Twourettes Syndrome!

2. WTF? Did you see Steve's tweet? He's got Twourettes today!

Steve's tweet: "#$%& my life! I hate all of you mother effers!"
by Zen Diablo February 22, 2011
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quagmire syndrome

When you have hit the sexual limits of your imagination,budget, pain tolerance, flexibility, applicable laws, etc. to the point where you run out of ideas to keep things interesting.
Bro 1: my girl’s a total freak, it started with eating booty, and it just got out of hand! she always wants me to come up with new shit and I’m pretty sure there are no more kinky things left to try that don’t involve farm animals, a second mortgage, or prison time!
Bro 2: damn bro sounds like a case of quagmire syndrome, I’m sure you’ll get that squared away during a pornhub rabbit hole session.
by Testudo420 January 27, 2019
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Willem Syndrome

Someone who is always lurking in a discord VC hoping someone will join and talk to them no matter the time of day.
Well looks like Cehmp is struggling from 'Willem Syndrome' again
by Omi.exe January 17, 2023
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TREAY SYNDROME

The art of not doing. The inability to motivate yourself, but still able to achieve desired result. A passenger of life with first class seats.
Bill - "I didn't see you do any work, but you still got top grades"

Charlie - "Yeh, I have Treay Syndrome"
by Tabascooo August 5, 2011
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Clout Syndrome

Faking a mental illness to gain clout or acting like you have one only for the camera.
Clout Syndrome is especially prevalent in younger adults and teenagers
by Ben Sharpedo September 9, 2023
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