Thomas Santillan IV

A mortal that must be born ASAP by any means necessary

AJ: Thomas Santillan III is waiting at least 10 years to make Thomas Santillan IV
Darrion: What! That’s Blasphemy!

by dation November 28, 2021

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Thomas Zuccala

Thomas Zuccala is a perverted 70 year old guinea pig who lives in micronesia and has intercourse with bushes and chairs.

O wow look at that Thomas Zuccala Humping That chair

by AnonymousAAS13 October 26, 2022

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timucin x thomas

Timucin and Thomas are in a toxic relationship with many ups and downs. Their main problems are Malin and Timu‘s serious latex fetish. In spite of that, they are endgame!

Omg do I See the cute couple over there? Yeah they‘re like Timucin x Thomas!

by PrüssiPelle November 22, 2021

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Thomas Matthew Crooks

A hero. He could have saved the world like Georg Elser.

Thomas Matthew Crooks was a hero.

by yannick schwul of die schnelle May 22, 2025

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Thomas is a really good looking man. He is really good with chemistry and coming way to close to you and your desk. Thomas likes to look at your password and destroy students (not always sexually). He is divorced so you can come as often as you want to his office to „show him your homework“ (if you know what I mean. He always comes to late. But the time with him is still great. Furthermore he takes drugs with his bestie Christian. Everyone loves Thomas.

Student A: Have you seen a man wearing sunglasses in his classes?

Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.

by Tommy Party November 21, 2021

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