Penis Blast

Another word for semen

Last night, Mike penis blasted all over this chicks shirt and then left.

by Blastoff1122 February 8, 2010

Penis Dust

When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, they make penis dust. Penis dust can be bought and sold to two mummies if they do not have access to a penis.

Hey Sienna! Want some penis dust?!

by penisdust July 25, 2019

Penis pusher

A term used to call someone who inverts their soft penis by pushing the tip inwards further inverting the shaft, visibly showing nothing but the testicles. (Most common use is in gaming)

*died in a video game*
Me: “That dude that just killed me honestly has such a small peen, definitely a penis pusher.”

by JuicyJoey July 8, 2020

social penis

when a girl always hangs out with guys to the point that she is treated as one of the guys. a girl with a social penis will be 'one of the guys' when in a group, but is still considered fuckable material when hanging out with just one guy. she's the type of girl who's cool with crude humour and sexist comments and isn't afraid to add to the conversation.

that girl is always out with the guys. she has such a social penis.
the girl acts like such a guy. she has a social penis.

by twister no.2 June 8, 2012

penis liquor

when one sneaks their penis in your alcoholic beverage and whatches you drink it.

Keith: hey i watched my buddy drink penis liquor.
Drake: that disgusting!

by thomasonramj1 July 7, 2008

Floppy Penis

Having a long enough penis that, when flacid, it flops around in your pants.

" yo did you see that guys floppy penis? It was almost down to his knee!"

by REEEEEal MVP September 24, 2018

Abused Penis

A penis that has been abused. Mostly physical damage as mental damage is harder to spot.

You just hit my penis with a hammer. Now I have an abused Penis.

by PintMcPint January 1, 2012