Michael Molkentin

the sexiest man on the planet. Used to play in a band and secretly still wants to be a super star.
You are obliged to love him <3

Zamn zaddy, that Michael Molkentin guy is hawt

by Greg Heffley the real one March 7, 2022

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Jan-Michael

Jan-Michael is a man who is well liked by many. He doesn’t have many enemies and avoids most confrontations. Don’t take his kindness for weakness because once he gets angry he can be a strong force to deal with. He has a high sex drive and loves the ladies. The ladies find him charming and caring and attracted to his eyes and lips. If one is in need Jan-Michael is always available to help.

When you see Jan-Michael, tell him has a friend in me.

by Sincere2323 November 23, 2021

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Michael Mckendry

A lil midget with social issues he wears glasses always says dead memes and likes to play super smash bros fake on a chromebook oh and he always says AHHH one last thing he doesn't know how to tie his shoes

God your acting like such a Michael mckendry

by Thesmartthinker February 14, 2019

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Michael deesenuts

The act of ejaculating on the testicles of a man called michael

Person 1:"I met a man named Michael"
Person 2: "Oh yeah? How'd that work out?"

Person 1: "we did a Michael deesenuts"

by Michael_deesenuts December 25, 2021

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Team Michael

(Based off "The Office Downsizing Game") This term refers to the workplace, may refer to someone who is:
A. A subordinate or B. Someone looking for promotion whose bosses are not looking at promoting

Both are members of this group!

I don't think my bosses will ever promote me, as long as I'm working here I'm on Team Michael.

by foodboy96 July 18, 2020

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