the sexiest man on the planet. Used to play in a band and secretly still wants to be a super star.
You are obliged to love him <3
You are obliged to love him <3
by Greg Heffley the real one March 7, 2022
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by Sincere2323 November 23, 2021
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by Thesmartthinker February 14, 2019
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by Michael_deesenuts December 25, 2021
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A. A subordinate or B. Someone looking for promotion whose bosses are not looking at promoting
Both are members of this group!
by foodboy96 July 18, 2020
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I wound up Pulling a Michael Friday and have to re-wash my clothes.
I wound up Pulling a Michael Friday and have to re-wash my clothes.
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