A goat tissue is a man in his 30's and has a goatie(beard). His name has to be Andy or Andrex because its a brand off tissues. Andy/Andrex is a very funny sarcastic person and can't sing
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Get the National Eat goat balls day mug.The dirty goat is the act of placing ones cock and balls in between your legs, pressing you’re legs together tightly, and suddenly exposing your ass cock and balls all at once therefor giving someone the dirty goat
Kevin: (exposes his dirty goat)
Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”
Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”
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“Yeah, he’s such a fat goat”
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“God I hate our math teacher”
“I know, right! She’s such a fucking fat goat, I hope she chokes on a pair of tits”
“Yeah, he’s such a fat goat”
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“God I hate our math teacher”
“I know, right! She’s such a fucking fat goat, I hope she chokes on a pair of tits”
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