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Orangutan job

When ones partner shits in there hand and proceeds to rub it on the other person while having sex.
Hey babe wanna give me the ole Orangutan job later?
by OJob Lover February 21, 2020
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Stair-Job

The act of cleaning one's steps, usually to impress a member of the opposite sex. Stair-jobs vary between first-rate and second-rate quality performances. Certain stair-jobs also include a thorough cleaning of both stairwells and steps.
Despite having a dirty porch herself, Xzen gave the best stair-jobs in all of the city.
by Joey the Fox April 24, 2010
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Jobs Knobber

Someone that idolizes Steve Jobs

or

a female under Steve Job's Desk
He has every generation of iPod ever made. He is such a Jobs Knobber
by Mystery Meat 4U October 21, 2010
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cancel job

When you pretend to give a blow, hand or foot job and then stop before you do it.
God damn it my girlfriend gave me a cancel job last night.
by Dylan Harden February 27, 2008
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walk job

walk job when a man sits in a bathtub and puts just the head of his dick above water he then grabs a fly and pulls its wings off and places it on his dick head. the fly will walk around the edge of the water
i was taking a bath when a fly flew close enough to me that had the rare chance to perform a walk job on myself.
by barfupious July 11, 2022
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water job

Yesterday my girlfriend gave me a water job
by Mark Cruz September 28, 2013
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trap job

when the penis gets locked in the butt hole and you have to cut it out
My wife is sour from last night's trap job.
by flatpat69 December 18, 2017
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