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Jizz hut

A jizz hut was invented by the leadsinger in the band by the same name, a jizz hut is also known to be a man made hut where elder men jizz in each others hands and smer thier faces with the semen as part of a retual for strong genitals, in holland jizz huts can be found on the red light district where you pay to extract your “jizz” into a cup supervised by a nurce, a hot nurce i might add.
Hey joe did you go to that jizz hut last week me and sven really liked it

Jizz hut a place to donate semen

Jizz hut an antient tradition of strong genetials

Hey did you see the pictures i took of my new jizz hut ? Now i’m sure to gain the respect of my peers.

Jizz = semen, hut = house.
by Jizz hut the band May 18, 2018
mugGet the Jizz hutmug.

Jizz

To pee
by Am3r1c4nb0y February 18, 2021
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The Jizz Line

The name of the placement you are in when behind the barrier at a concert so that if a band member were to jizz in a straight line from the stage, it would hit you in the face. This can apply to the singer or the other guitarists.

It is a term to brag with about your position when obtaining a great barrier space.
"Omg the barrier, I'm right in the central Jizz Line!!"

"I didn't get The Jizz Line for Tom but I'm in DK's YAY!"

(on phone) "Yes I got here safely mom, and I'm in The Jizz Line!!!"

"Shall we queue for the concert and try to get The Jizz Line?"
by Tahariel July 4, 2012
mugGet the The Jizz Linemug.

narnia jizz

slang nickname for coconut rum when drunk straight.
dat ho is drunk yo! what'd she have? Narnia Jizz!
by akolaad May 16, 2016
mugGet the narnia jizzmug.

Jizz whiz

That syrupy piss you take right after ejaculating.
Man, I just took a jizz whiz after pounding my lady.
by DJ Spigga 4 Lyfe July 9, 2012
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Jizz Jennifer

A person who likes to be the center of a nasty bukkake party, usually the totally out-of-her mind porno star with big lips and fake boobs.
She was taking all that jizz in her face like a good jizz Jennifer.
by Brittle Ninja February 27, 2022
mugGet the Jizz Jennifermug.

jizz fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 23, 2024
mugGet the jizz fairmug.

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