jump maxing

To be gay but eat pussy

Person 1: Yo i just ate some pussy
Person 2: aren’t you gay
Person 1: yeah I was jump maxing

by Googol blipblip February 2, 2024

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Max Inderberg

Pulling a Max Inderberg is a common term for someone who only finds Margot Robbie attractive.

Person 1: "Wow that person is really hot!"

Max Inderberg: "Nah they're mid Margot Robbie better."

Person 1: "Yeah well your brother molests chickens so of course you'd think that."

by Jack's Chicken May 12, 2024

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Max Abmas

God’s chosen basketball player that plays for Oral Roberts.

Max Abmas nicknamed “Mid Court Max”

by Fjejwhdhwhdhwhrh March 23, 2021

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Max

total chad, pissed off a boat

Max! why the fuck are you PISSING off a boat!!

by Krinkedinkel April 15, 2020

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max employment

A job provider in Devonport that likes to make there job easy buy making ur life hard

Bloke:got my centerline cut off

Other guy : u must be through max employment

by Max employment June 5, 2018

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Max, is a kind person who gives good advice and cares for those he trusts. He won't give up easily and sometimes needs a friend who is there for him. Maxes are often quite smart, dirty-minded, and act dumb because they think it's funny. They hang out with the worst people but are there for you. Most Maxes are too scared to speak up to a girl if they like her but prefer the other way around. Maxes are highly emotional and are teased for the dumbest things. If you meet Max, stay with him. He'll be the one to turn that frown, upside down.

Girls: Holy shit it's Max...
Girls: I want to talk to him, but it's so hard!
Max: (with friends.) Women are weird.

Friend: Hell yeah.

Max: but you gotta respect them.
Max: Most of them are cute. -ish.

Max: like the ones behind us *looks back* That are staring at us.

Girls: dammit

by UrbanDictionaryisweird April 7, 2022

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