Jesus

The reason the Romans killed Jesus was for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water.

But... they forgot one thing...

His boots had Curse of Vanishing.

Me: Hey, Friend 1!
Friend 1: what?
Me: did you hear about the joke of Jesus and the Romans?
Friend 1: No?
Me: The Romans killed Jesus for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water, but, his boots had Curse Of Vanishing!
Friend 1: You need mental help man.

by FireFox22396 April 10, 2020

Jesus

A kindle fire charger with ears and a tail that sings for you

"Do you own a Jesus?"

by theonlygrlwhoowndatwrld2872 November 13, 2020

Jesus

Somebody who does the t-pose on a giant cross and supports T-series.

Hey see that indian guy over there? He is a Jesus.

by julianlake March 5, 2020

Jesus

EpicGamerPepper

That nigga is jesus fam

by EpicGamerPepper November 14, 2019

Jesus

Ewan McGregor

Jesus used the highground to defeat the Antichrist.

by Noobmaster6969420 August 26, 2019

Jesus

Breakfast of champions.

What'd you have for breakfast today, Billy?
I had myself a nice slice of Jesus.

by Kacei October 28, 2008

jesus

a mythological figure which is central to christianity.

there's no real evidence that jesus existed, in fact the whole jesus story seems to be based on older pagan myths.

"do you believe in jesus?"

"no, wtf. do you believe in the tooth fairy?"

by beeba September 16, 2006