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bitches give me stitches 

A girl that is so annoying that she gives you "stitches".
Ashlyn won't shut up man. Bitches give me stitches

Coven of stitches 

Refers to a group of dedicated seamstresses/seamstressers (tailors).

Like a gaggle of geese, or a clowder of kittens, our costume guild and fans wanted a phrase that would indicate a group of people who sew either on a project or privately.

The "coven" indicates a magical quality of this group to produce intricate fashions/costumes that are almost unworldly.
When I realized that the completion of my Elizabethan costumes were running late, I enlisted a coven of stitches to help me finish in time for the masquerade.
Coven of stitches by angeet May 22, 2014

Baby Dinosaur Stretches 

Stretching done in the morning before getting out of bed, so named for the noise made by people with high-pitched voices.
"I always do my baby dinosaur stretches before getting out of bed."
Baby Dinosaur Stretches by Bartizan February 27, 2015

In great stitches 

When you laugh from hearing a big funny joke
She was telling a joke that put me in great stitches
In great stitches by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021