As useful as the average politician

Used to describe how useless something or someone is

A lot of the regulatory bodies meant to protect consumers are as useful as the average politician.

by Kofi_essil July 21, 2024

Politicians

These people are a disgrace to all of humanity, they are the world’s biggest scumbags. They make up a bunch of promises in front of many people while running for office, and toss all of those promises out a window once they successful get elected. They make up more lies than a car dealer salesman. They waste more taxpayer money than people who borrow money for a college tuition or buy a cup of Starbucks coffee. They don't care about the people, they only want to get elected for self-interest or work for interest groups. They are dumber than young children who use the internet. If they each had a nose like Pinocchio, their noses would be longer than the milky way galaxy. Many of their polices have resulted in great economic harm, mass inequality, and the deaths of many people. It doesn't matter who you vote for, which political party they are part of, which country they supposedly represent, they are all nothing but a bunch of liars and crooks.

Politicians are literally the worst people to ever exist.

by HiThere383329 March 4, 2022

Politicians

A group of people, of which some are doing their best, but all get abuse from idiots who only look at the worst of the bunch.

'Ooh! I hate those nasty politicians! No, I never read the news.'

by Da King Prawn February 12, 2018

brokeback politician

Used to describe politicians of any party who use the phrase 'washington is broke' in order to get elected. Derogatory term.

Only a brokeback politician would stoop to that level.

by soso50 October 13, 2010

Took a Corrupt Politician

When you take a big dump, be political to a certain degree after doing it, but refrain from using some certain names.

Rico took a Corrupt Politician after eating something from Taco Bell.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 27, 2021

Digital Politician

A male or female that uses social networking websites (Facebook, YouTube) to blatherskype about politics and how they think the world ought to be.

Usually will be the first one to respond to anything political on facebook with about 3 pages of crap regarding your status, even if it's only mildly political.

You bet. He's a Digital Politician. And a Douche Bag

by Qualdo October 31, 2010

Politician

If you're black and you support Trump, do you ever ask yourself whether he would do the same for you when you get kicked off the plane for not wearing a mask? Do you also ask yourself whether Biden is any better for trying to force you to wear one?

No matter what they tell you, a politician is not on your side. They dont give a fuck about you or your vote, it's a number to them.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020