husband-haver

a homosexual, someone who likes men

Bob - "That new kid vinny is gay."
Bill- "Yeah, he's such a husband-haver."

by Jert March 12, 2008

Husband Hole

A woman's "Lips", her thing.

Damn! That bitch has a huge husband hole.

by DoodooMan September 23, 2006

my husband

Sam Pottorff.

"Sam Pottorff is my husband"- @Pottorffswife on twitter

by @Pottorffswife February 28, 2014

stepford husband

A husband who provides, protects, and caters to his wife. He allows her to be a stay at home wife and mother. He supplies her with her weekly allowance of a substantial of money.

My stepford husband is the best man on earth. He appreciates my catering to him by catering to me.

by Da truth72 December 18, 2013

Corpse Husband

CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE ME LOWKEY WANNA DATE ME WHEN YOU FUCK ME TOUCH ME WITH THE LIGHTS OFF AND MY CHAINS ON BABY IM NOT THE RIGHT ONE YOU SHOULD WAIT ON

Person 1: have you watched corpse husband

Person 2: HELL YEAH! CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE ME~

by ILoveMcyt December 26, 2020

husband parking

Area where a husband can be left when the woman is shopping. Chairs outside change rooms, benches outside of stores and sports bars beside department stores are common husband parking locations.

I need a new dress for the weekend - why don't you find some husband parking and I'll text you in an hour.

by falcoiii July 5, 2016

Office Husband

A male close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.

EXAMPLE: Jill is happily married to Jack. At work Jill always goes to lunch with and hangs with Bill. Bill is Jill's Office Husband.

by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019