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Granny Headache

The headache females get during their period that does not go away, no matter how much medicine they take.
Jan - "Fuck, I have a granny headache."

John - "Want something for it?"

Jan - "I already took something for it but like always, nothing fucking makes it go away!"
by MoxieMegan85 January 22, 2012
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Granny chic

"Hey Debbie, I just love your new table and chairs. You must tell me where you got them from"

"Thanks Anna, would you believe that they are second hand from eBay. But I was happy to pay a small fortune and way more than they are really worth because the eBay description said they were genuine Granny Chic"
by nashwick September 2, 2016
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Gangsta Granny

Biggest road woman on the street she was stealing from that bitch the queen then busted and when on a madness speed on the scooter and cheffing people who don't like tea so don't fuck with her or she will put you six feet under
Random Kid"Walking"
Gangsta Granny "Who da fuck do ya think u talkin about dick head suck ya mum"
Random Kid"What?"
Gangsta Granny 'pulls out rambo' " you fuckin what mate and stabs him 97 times and speed away at a whopping 7 mph
by ImNotANoncee:) June 24, 2020
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Granny’s Yogurt

When a G.I.L.F. reaches climax, the sauce that proceeds to come out is granny’s yogurt.
Tom: hey man I was doing this smoking hot GILF last night
Mark: sick dude did you get a taste of that granny’s yogurt??
by Lecrae116 February 6, 2018
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Granny pannys

I wear granny pannys on my head at school there soft u should try it
by Håkêd November 25, 2018
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passion granny

A term used to describe the transformation of elderly person to a born again Christian after witnessing Mel Gibson's 'Passion of the Christ'.
'Do you think your grandma will buy us wine again?'
'Naw, ever since she saw the passion of the christ, she won't buy me alcohol'
'She's such a passion granny'
by Ebonyks September 11, 2009
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Granny gunt

Granny gunt is slang for a fatty area below the belly button and above the pubic area of a grandma often as a result of weight gain.
I just can't help but shutter when I think of a granny gunt, it's so arousing.
by Ripabilly July 2, 2022
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