Louisiana virgin

an 11 year old girl that can run faster than her pappy, uncle and 13 year old brother.

"Git the hell off'en me, pappy! Yer smushin' ma cigarettes!"
"If you wanna git some money for yer baby's formula, yer gonna gimme some of that cooter! Yee Haw!"
She is no longer a Louisiana virgin!

by cereal killa February 12, 2006

Louisiana twister

A Louisiana twister is when you grab the balls really hard, and twist them...violently.

“Hey why is Jim walking so funny?”
“I don’t know, I think last night Kerry gave him a Louisiana twister.”

by Goldkodak October 11, 2017

Louisiana thunder

Bad ass Ham Radio Operator, usually wears pit vipers, sleeve less shirts, and uses a lollipop mic. Loves to give radio checks.

Call Louisiana thunder on America link if you need a radio check.

by Rod jackson February 16, 2023

Louisiana Lineup

The act of being plowed by multiple men, typically while wearing football gear.

“I’m not gay, but I’d definitely go for a Louisiana Lineup anyday.”

by superchucky308 May 26, 2018

louisiana enema

In Louisiana an enema is performed with someone else's finger.

"I'm pretty backed up... honey can you give me a Louisiana enema, I need help releasing what's in my bowels."

by DaBackwoods February 1, 2019

Louisiana laminating

When a man is to jack off onto a picture of his lover. The seamen seals the picture in his heart and mind forever.
Works the same way with females.

Yea I "Louisiana laminated"my cousins senior photo last night.
I love Louisiana laminating on a Friday night.

by Thoughtswhenaloneatwork March 11, 2021

Louisiana Pothole

It’s a rim job with Louisiana hot sauce

Did she just give you a “Louisiana Pothole”?

by BigDaddyTank57 December 8, 2018