Jellyfish Schleking

Gothic Amish tradition of cleansing ones soul by self flatulation by sticking ones penis into a jellyfish.

"Jacob come hither and schleck jellyfish for masturbation in penance to god"

"Jellyfish schleking is not as fun as donkey schleking father"

by Clippy.Memes June 26, 2018

molesting jellyfish

a sexy jellyfish that is blue ad gets laid every night with your mummy

omg mum are you riding that molesting jellyfish?!?!

by jelly rapest November 26, 2016

stepping on a jellyfish

doing something really stupid to impress someone even though what you are doing is the epitome of not cool. Usually applied to dudes trying to show off in front of pretty girls, but can be applied to anyone who thinks something incredibly foolish is actually impressive.

Don was totally stepping on a jellyfish for Janet last weekend. He ate 67 hot dogs in one sitting.

by Asynkronus January 24, 2018

Jellyfish Jam

A song that should be played at EVERY PARTY ON FULL BLAST where dancing is involved to get people out on the dance floor. It's also a song that people play on loop for 12 hours either after befriending a jellyfish, or if they're just hanging out with their pet.

Dude, I went to the wedding reception last night, and they played Jellyfish Jam on full blast! That party was off the fucking hook! I was already pretty drunk at that point, but after that, I drank some more, stumbled to my hotel room after the party was over, and passed out, not even bothering to take my dress off and put on my pajamas. God, I'm just super hungover right now.

by Failurebitch June 23, 2023

Sticky Jellyfish

A scrapyard manager for a large company.

Of course Toby can handle that much scrap. He's a sticky jellyfish!

by JellyBelle July 25, 2016

Jealous Jellyfish

A sexual act of pleasure when one female disposes their urine ontop of a males chest. The female then continues to mix the urine with superglue, causing the mixture to stick onto the males chest. The woman then continues to give oral pleasures to the man, while he rips the mixture of urine and superglue off of his hairy chest.

Wow, Hugo is so brave! He received the Jealous Jellyfish from Zoe last night! Intense!

by CockMinister May 6, 2011

spineless jellyfish

A person who has no since of morality; (in extreme cases) a person without a conscience; one who does not care about the repercussions of his/her actions

Dude 1: Dude this hot chick asked me to take her out on a date and I totally stood her up bro lmao what a dumb bitch.
Dude 2: Wow man, way to be a spineless jellyfish.

by DontieDankboy February 22, 2017