The process in which two guys use their own hands to jerk each other off while touching each other. This is not gay and if you have not done it yet, you are indeed gay.
Ian: Man, me and Ryan were too lazy to dutch rudder so we did the Colombian Water Jacket instead. So much better!
Jared: Oh, that's cool man.
Jared: Oh, that's cool man.
by chramelisa October 25, 2011
Get the Colombian Water Jacketmug. by Sslimings September 12, 2018
Get the Colombian rain showermug. by Bluntaah March 18, 2017
Get the Colombian arm candymug. I was about to stick it in Stacey’s ass, but little did I know she had a Colombian Whoopee Cushion waiting for me.
by The2InchPunisher May 14, 2018
Get the Colombian Whoopee Cushionmug. Columbia nose candy: It goes by many names. booger sugar, Columbian Sugar, Daddy's special sugar, However the correct name for this booger sugar is cocaine
by Dog_fighting_is_fun February 12, 2021
Get the Colombian nose candymug. When receiving oral sex, one crams their genitalia into the giver's throat until they either pass out or die from lack of oxygen.
Tom: Yo Eric guess what, I gave Kathy was given a Colombian sleeper hold last night.
Eric: Holy shit man thats wicked hot!
Eric: Holy shit man thats wicked hot!
by Cocksmooch2131 July 17, 2012
Get the Colombian Sleeper Holdmug. When your getting a blowjob from a person presumed to be female. They kick you in the balls. Then when on your knees with your mouth open in a expression of pain. They whip out their dick and shove it in your mouth.
I was getting a great hummer behind hobby lobby, then she pulled the Colombian double cross on me. I don’t know which part was worse.
by War.D.Bandit January 4, 2020
Get the Colombian double crossmug.