When you take a one night stand home and don't want them to remember where you live. You take a thousand turns to throw them off. The next day you take them on a different your.
by K$Gl123 August 28, 2019
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Get the The Gland Tour mug.Whilst driving from North to South down the A1 late at night, Google maps suddenly pipes up with a recommendation for a ‘Better route’.
Sure, Google knows best right?
‘Accept’.
10 minutes later I’m swerving along dark, single-file country lanes through cow fields.
Quite liked the sense of companionship with the other cars around me that had obviously also taken the same G-tour without question.
Sure, Google knows best right?
‘Accept’.
10 minutes later I’m swerving along dark, single-file country lanes through cow fields.
Quite liked the sense of companionship with the other cars around me that had obviously also taken the same G-tour without question.
by Footoomch October 27, 2023
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1. When you take someone or something on a joy ride before leaving it or throwing it out.
2. When you take your soon-to-be ex out for a fun time before ending things.
1. When you take someone or something on a joy ride before leaving it or throwing it out.
2. When you take your soon-to-be ex out for a fun time before ending things.
I took Sadie out to her favorite coffee shop and we took a walk around the park for the euthanasia tour before I dumped her.
by slaydie December 30, 2021
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by BraveinSociety June 9, 2023
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A Bog Tour is when they start by giving you a bogwash like normal, but they hold your head in there for the whole flush and wait for the water to go back down and flush a second time for a double full flush, then they do the same in the next stall, and the next, and every single toilet in the bathroom, usually ending with the dirty end school toilet nobody flushes, resulting in not just toilet water in your hair, but piss and shit also.
A Bog Tour is when they start by giving you a bogwash like normal, but they hold your head in there for the whole flush and wait for the water to go back down and flush a second time for a double full flush, then they do the same in the next stall, and the next, and every single toilet in the bathroom, usually ending with the dirty end school toilet nobody flushes, resulting in not just toilet water in your hair, but piss and shit also.
1. Kyle's hair was blond before a few of the guys gave him a Bog Tour, now it's brown haha!
2. "I couldn't believe my teacher made me solve math problems in front of the class while my hair was dripping wet and smelling of shit." - Eugene
2. "I couldn't believe my teacher made me solve math problems in front of the class while my hair was dripping wet and smelling of shit." - Eugene
by King Jazza! August 15, 2020
Get the Bog Tour mug.A High tour is someone who plays a lot of MVM a game mode in team fortress 2 and can be described in 2 ways
The good meaning: A Nice guy who likes to help newer people to MVM with over 500+ tours under his belt
The bad meaning: A real dickhead who loves to ruin other peoples experiences in MVM which is why a lot of smaller tour players leave MVM early with over 500+ tours under his ass
The good meaning: A Nice guy who likes to help newer people to MVM with over 500+ tours under his belt
The bad meaning: A real dickhead who loves to ruin other peoples experiences in MVM which is why a lot of smaller tour players leave MVM early with over 500+ tours under his ass
(Good meaning) Gamer 1-Hey man you know that high tour we played with on 2 cities awhile back
Gamer 2-Yea what about him?
Gamer 1-well he warned me about some guy talking shit and just afk until he gets the loot just came to tell you to watch out for him.
(Bad meaning) Gamer 2-Hey I just ran into that asshole you were talking about and all he did was complain about the better people and waited for his loot
Gamer 1-I told you he was a cuck
Gamer 2-Yea what about him?
Gamer 1-well he warned me about some guy talking shit and just afk until he gets the loot just came to tell you to watch out for him.
(Bad meaning) Gamer 2-Hey I just ran into that asshole you were talking about and all he did was complain about the better people and waited for his loot
Gamer 1-I told you he was a cuck
by Navysealdemoman September 27, 2022
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