Kristen Stewart smiling

There is no such thing.

Dude: Hey man I just think just saw Kristen Stewart smiling
Other Dude: There is no such thing..

by The truff September 10, 2012

Kristen woodall

Some one who is very sarcastic about coming to partys and is not invited to any partys ever again

-Is she coming to the party

- Idk she is being a kristen woodall

by Gilly Monster September 9, 2010

Kristen Stewart Syndrome

Similar to Nicholas Cage Syndrome but the female version.
"Having the same facial expression no matter what emotion you are experiencing"

Girl: I think you have Nicholas Cage Syndrome
Girl 2: What's that?
Girl: You don't show any physical emotion
Boy: I think you mean Kristen Stewart Syndrome since she's a girl.

by Tuxxette March 19, 2015

Gross Kristen butt

Gross Kristen butt is an extreme form of cooties that effects girls name Kristen and makes them super needy Harry Potter dorks

Ewww gross Kristen butt!!!

by phrog2011 July 21, 2019

deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes

adjective
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"

Zombies' brains are deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes.

by ariklkira November 14, 2012

Kristen

Kristen is a baddie,Smart,Kind,funny, girl.
If you are here friends you will always have a smile on your face.
But if you mean and rude to a Kristen you might regret that for the rest of your life,she is a amazing person to have in your life

So treat her right!!!!

Guy one:dang mom I think I am in love

Guy two:Well duhh that’s a KRISTEN every guys loves her

by Teehee meeee December 4, 2020

Kristen

A woke Karen. She likes to think she’s open minded, but is just a Karen is disguise. Example: constantly complaining how bad it is for blacks in America, while she herself is white and from a privileged background, and does nothing to help black people.

She’s just a Kristen, who likes to scream about injustice while sipping chai lattes.

by Ya ya ya brotherhood February 14, 2022