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johannes bogaards 

Johaness Bogaards is the lay person's name for a small type of rodent, equipped with tiny reproductive organs and big, fish-like lips. The full Latin name of the spieces is "Johaness Bogaards Minimum Penis". This specific type of rodent is found typically under beds and pillows, where it slobbers to oblivion.
"Ouh, you look like a johannes bogaards, whipe that face of yours!", or "Oh My, his penis was so small, like on one of those Johannes Bogaardses on TV"
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Johnna is just perfect in any way possible. My girlfriend's name is Johnna and I love her with all my heart. She is beautiful, kind, caring, sweet and lovely. I want to be with her always and forever ! <3

Sam
My soulmate and beloved girlfriend is Johnna.
Johnna by Samuelito88 May 20, 2020
they are very kind, artistic and kind, Jovannas have a beautiful smile that can win over all the guys and the girls
Jovannas put others in front of their own needs and often aren't happy until everyone else in their life is happy.
Jovannas love animals and are prone to getting pets.
" oh you met an artistic beautiful person, they must be a jovanna"
Jovanna by mystic_mind June 16, 2021
The most beautiful person around. Andrey loves her ,but she doesn't know this. She thinks she is ugly ,but everyone knows she is the most beautiful person to ever exist. Ariana Grande has tried to come close to her looks ,but sadly she fails. She is also nice to everyone she meets and is a thug.
I thought I looked as good as Joanna ,but no one can look that good.
Joanna by Princcxxxxx February 5, 2015

Johannie 

A amazing ship between Annie Leblanc and Johnny Orlando I personally think that they are cute and should be together but everyone thinks different.It is also now as I’m Brat characters Sam and Ryhme which is SHYME.
Hmmmm…………I SHIP JOHANNIE AND SHYME AND ITS MY OPINION
Johannie by Johanniexcuddles April 24, 2019
Seriously the most awsome-est person ever
Most Joannas will typically be extremely successful in life and have some friends who like to copy off of them.
Joannas really don't like niners and usually bully them around in the lockers, some Joannas may even steal their lunch money....
Niners beware...
I totally Joannaed that niner!
Joanna= Awsomeness!
Joanna by BlahBlooBlee January 21, 2009
A talented and truly dedicated musician who is either a virtuoso or revered prodigy of the musical arts.
Damn, he's really good at the piano! What a Johann!
Johann by MusicSociety July 1, 2011