Plating dick

To be disheveled, scattered, dirty, broken down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.

Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweat pants, and broken ass slides? Dude is plating dick, I hope he’s ok!

by Mikkke T March 27, 2024

Dick

Something you love or don't

Uhm dick

by Jo Momma Thick May 20, 2021

Broke Dick

Someone or something that has little to offer. “ What the fuck? Look at that broke dick with that hot girl” or “ that restaurant is so broke dick. The food sucks and it’s full of dudes”

“What the fuck? Look at that broke dick with that hot girl” or “ that restaurant is so broke dick. The food sucks and it’s full of dudes”

by Willy Wiskers July 9, 2023

My Dick

Something that is very delicious NO MATTER THE SIZE and females like this thing called "my dick" and sometimes men that have mental issues like it

ME : LET ME PUT MY DICK IN YOU ALREADY!!

by DaddyOxLong May 6, 2023

Dicks Normal

Definition: being of average quality or in general just average.

ADRIAN: Hey juan! Hows your day man??
JUAN: YO BRO! DICKS AVERAGE!!

(As in it's just another day, or an average day...dicks avarage)

Ps. This can change by replacing the second word with dicks micro, for a bad day, or dicks swollen of a great day.

Definition of dicks normal: average or regular

by MasterBrewerJ February 14, 2020

big bad dick

when you got that half swole swinging dick that look bad bouncin and ready to pounce

snoop dogg hasa big bad dick

by penisflytrap September 12, 2016

vacation dick

A penis, usually found on an exotic male from another country in which you travel to, that is significantly larger than any penis you've had back home.

Usually a one time affair, vacation dick can satisfy a woman for her whole trip at the respective country she is traveling to.

Pele had that bomb vacation dick last night. I think I'm done with sex for a while, or at least until we get back to the United States.

by bigdicknick33 June 14, 2016