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Dick Dodging

A female who constantly stands a guy up not wanting to have sex
How are things going with you and Cheryl? She's "Dick Dodging every time I set up the hook up she all of a sudden has something to do.
by big eye bandit January 5, 2019
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hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.
So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.
by anonymous January 12, 2024
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Nic Dick

When you get a nicotine high or "dome" usually from a vaping device, and immediately get an erection.
"Bro when I first got my Juul, every time I got domed I'd get Nic Dick."
by Slaughter your Daughter October 8, 2018
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Dick

The source of pleasure for many women, usually attached to a male.
Girl: Hey honey can u show me ur dick?
Guy: *Pulls pants down* Oh baby feel it, lets make some babys
Girl: How is that gonna work baby, it's in my mouth
Guy: *Groans* Gimme more baby!
Girl: *Licks dick* How about we get at it then?
Guy: *Takes girls dress and bra and underwear off* Get down honey, I need some of that vagina!
Girl: Eat all you want baby, just gimme some kids.
by Lesbian_Angel September 14, 2020
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pickle dick

A dick that is bumpy
Robert has a pickle dick I saw when he wipped it ou.
by Gorillagrip55555 June 28, 2022
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Dick

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ღ✞☬fem☬✞ღ#6703 is a dick
by Zvuls April 23, 2022
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mayo dick

A well known nick name of a man famous for sexing jars of mayo with his little weener
Dax sent me mayo dicks screen shots, want them?
by Dax lions September 10, 2016
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