hate fuck your ex-friend day

on november 27th, along with beat a furry day, there is also hate fuck your ex-friend day. right after you participate in beat a furry day, you have to participate in hate fuck your ex-friend day that night.

Brodie: We're going to participate in Hate Fuck your Ex-friend day... TONIGHT!
Gavin: T-T-T-T-T-Tonight??

by PaperMT November 27, 2022

National give head day

September 24th is national give head day, ask anyone, guy or girl and they’ll give you head

Yo, give me head
Okay Of course just because it’s national give head day

by Cubanmissle September 18, 2022

National kiss day

Today’s national kiss day. You can kiss anyone, taken or not.

Xavier: yo Deigo it’s national kiss day
Deigo: but I’m taken
Xavier: that doesn’t matter
Deigo: that’s a bettt 💯

by Joeee mamma October 31, 2019

International Deathclaw Appreciation day

April 7th is International Deathclaw Appreciation day, where you are obligated to appreciate the existence of the amazing deathclaw.

Person A: did you hear? today is International Deathclaw Appreciation day!
Person B: oh wow! i should boot up Fallout again, its been a while...

by Andromeda517 February 7, 2023

National piss on your parents lawn day

This day falls on January 1st.

Start your year off with proving who's the boss.

Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss

by Bigggggfugggerrr October 15, 2020

Dubay All Day

a phrase coined by Professor Dave Explains in his "Reacting to Rapping Flat Earther While Drinking" video that I absolutely adore.
'Dubay All Day' refers to acting Flat-Earthy, equivalent to that of E. Dubay, a famous Flat Earther.

Dickenbalz: "Flat Earth is real! Open your ears!"
Kyle: "Wow, you went full Dubay All Day on me."

by MartianSupremacist December 1, 2024

sloppy days

When a friends dates his friends ex

You have got sloppy days

by Bruce Clinton September 1, 2017