Where's my poker?

Where is my poker is a phrase commonly used in many high schools in South Florida. It mocks people for asking stupid questions about where something specific is. Origin of the phrase is unknown, but it is widely believed to have stemmed from a video game.

Sofia: Have you seen my purple notebook?
Aimee: Bro. (In mocking, high pitched voice) Where's my poker?? Girl its literally in your bag.
Sofia: Oh.

by jacob911prey May 7, 2025

my fast vlogs

My fast vlogs viral

My fast vlogs 2022

by Raushn kumar September 20, 2022

Gravy on my gyatt

when you have gravy, on ur gyatt :O

"hey dude you wanna know what happened to me yesterday?"
"what"
"i had Gravy on my gyatt"

by envix December 7, 2024

Pant my Shanties

Play on the phrase 'shat my panties'

'I watched that film, I pant my shanties!'

by theclash134 February 25, 2005

egg up my bum

When you know you have a massive shit brewing and its going to be huge!

"I've gotta go to toilet I've an egg up my bum!"

by Arsebiscuits82 May 27, 2018

my smelly bum

you would usually hear a English person saying this ......thats it ....umm....ye bye.....BOIIoioiOioIoioIoioIoiOioioI

wow.....well why don't you just lick my smelly bum......exactly so back of u turnip.

by mysmellybum_face November 5, 2018

My ViDeO gOt TaKeN dOwN!

A whiny quote from Dr. Jordan Peterson

Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones "My ViDeO gOt TaKeN dOwN!"

Hym "More of your videos SHOULD be getting talen down because some of those references to me are either copyrighted or derivative. Are YOU (a highly credentialed mainstream intellectual) buying second hand content from Urban Dictionary, Jordan?"

Dr. Jordan Peterson "Identity is negotiated!"

Hym "I don't answer to PROPERTY, Jordan! You've been colonized! Except UP ONE LEVEL OF ABSTRACTION!"

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023