ass fucking titty nigger

Someone you think is having sexual relations with a chair.

Brad Palkovich lit his 4 inch penis on fire, what an ass fucking titty nigger.

by grantspeepeehurt March 7, 2009

child fucking spaghetti fingers

A common misconception that children posess the ability to shoot spaghetti from their fingertips; brought on by the comedic act of Dane Cook.

Man 1: Holy shit, I think that kid has child fucking spaghetti fingers!!! Did you see what he did to her?

Man 2: Nah, just threw his plate at her.

by Justin 1331 February 23, 2009

FUCK ME 🍆🍑

People who want sex all day

ME- Ahh ahh ahh that felt so good push more in.
GIO- yeah
ME- I love that stick them balls. FUCK ME 🍆🍑

by FUCKMEINTHEASS1738 March 1, 2017

i fuck your mum

fucking your mum

from Dedji and JJ

suck my dick and i fuck your mum so hard last night that she died in the moment

by mamadou October 19, 2015

Catch me fuck me's

The hideous shoes, often worn by punchy bastards.

Similar to Indian moccasins, only uglier.

Google "desert stickers" for picture.

Hey Lupher, why are you wearing catch me fuck me's?

Because they're comfortable!

But they are hideous! God you look punchy!

by KState Legend December 10, 2010

national titty fuck day

Is January 14. This is a day where people world wide are titty fucking

dude we gotta get together on Jan. 14

i cant im hanging with my girl

dude thats stupid

nahh its not, it national titty fuck day

by MegTaylor December 11, 2007

Butt Fuck Loser

1. A gigantic loser.

2. Some who is a really big loser and a fag. (see example)

Guy 1: "I hated that guy before I heard he was a Fag."

Guy 2: "Yeah he's a Butt Fuck Loser."

by cool_dood16 August 4, 2009