National ass pic day

every year on may 4th an ass pic shall be sent to men by a women of liking. Feelings must be mutual between the 2

it’s may 4th, National ass pic day, send it over!

by theworldsgreatestliareverinthe May 4, 2022

National Abby Sends Nudes Day

Est. May 1st. They day where everyone named Abby must pay their yearly tax for being named Abby and show what they got to a person they admire.

Fuck, I forgot it is National Abby Sends Nudes Day. Who's gonna be the lucky soul this year. - Abby

by Greg761 April 28, 2023

Nudes Day

A day to send your partner nudes

It’s the 9th

Oh shit it’s nudes day

by Your Mum is s3xy October 9, 2021

National kiss day

Today’s national kiss day. You can kiss anyone, taken or not.

Xavier: yo Deigo it’s national kiss day
Deigo: but I’m taken
Xavier: that doesn’t matter
Deigo: that’s a bettt 💯

by Joeee mamma October 31, 2019

National Testicle Eating day

Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!

Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"

Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"

by Ms. Nut Cracker July 20, 2023

National Mistletoe Day

An National Day for one person

and another who loves each other to stand on the nearest Mistletoe. What are you waiting for? Give Christmas some joy!

John: "Oh...I guess we can kiss on an national mistletoe day!" Said John, standing at the mistletoe
Lola: "Why of course, my dear!"
Said Lola, standing at the mistletoe

by Christmas Anon From Deez nu- December 14, 2021

Fridge Day

New nationally recognized holiday that requires you and your sweetheart to stay in bed for 24 hours trading sexual favors for trips to the refrigerator. This relieving pent up frustration allowing one self to have a much more relaxing and enjoyable day.

Him: "I am having the worst day!"
Her: "Oh honey, it can't be that bad."
Him: "I'm afraid the only thing that will help would be "Fridge Day".

Her: "Now that you mention it, I think "Fridge Day" is exactly what we need!!"

by Gestfuktovr July 19, 2025