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I’ll give you my llama

One way to pick up Latino chics (or guys if ur gay) in bars

Also slang for I’ll give you my dick
“Como te llama?”
“Oh I’ll give you my llama
by BitchAs February 18, 2018
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A cringe roast used by junior/middle school girls, boys still hate this roast.
Nathan: Hey whats up
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.
by Stupidwordsuslessinourlives September 6, 2022
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xiang you

A boy's name. He is a good friend and loves anime.There's a girl who adores Xiang you,its someone close to him .It could be someone in his contact or classmate. To be honest,Xiang you is a very smart person ,who tends to be lazy. He had black hair and dark eyes ,he's extremely high too.
look at Xiang you !He's the highest in his friend group
by jennierubyjaneolhc November 22, 2021
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It’s only weird if you make it weird

It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.

Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.

The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualisticly insightful.
Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?

Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)

Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2023
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A Girl Like You

I used to travel in the shadows
And I never found the nerve to try and walk up to you
But now I am a man and I know that there's no time to waste
There's too much to lose
Girl, you say anything at all, and you know that you can call
And I'll be right there for you
First love, heartbreak, tough luck, big mistake
What else can you do
I'll say anything you want to hear
I'll see everything through
I'll do anything I have to do
Just to win the love of a girl like you, a girl like you
People talk and people stare, tell them I don't really care
This is the place I should be
And if they think it's really strange for a girl like you
To be in love with someone like me
I want to tell them all to go to hell
That we're doing very well without them you see
That's just the way it is and they will see
I am yours and you are mine, the way it should be
I'll say anything you want to hear
I'll see everything through
I'll do anything I have to do
Just to win the love of a girl like you, a girl like you
A girl like you, oh yeah
Now if I seem a little wild, there's no holding back
I'm trying to get a message to you
I won't take anything from anyone
I won't walk and I won't run, I believe in you
London, Washington, anywhere you are I'll run
Together we'll be
Inside, outside, got my pride
I won't let 'em take you from me
I'll say anything you want to hear
I'll see everything through
I'll do anything I have to do
Just to win the love of a girl like you, a girl like you
A girl like you, a girl like you
A girl like you, a girl like you, oh yeah
I'll say anything (I'll say anything)
I'll take anything (I'll take anything)
I'll say anything, almost anything
Except goodbye
I'll say anything (I'll say anything)
I'll take anything (I'll take anything)
I'll say anything, almost anything
Except goodbye
by Death Menace June 10, 2023
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you

me
you are me. im you.
by cries in pain and dies October 10, 2023
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can i party with you

Boy: can I party with you?

Girl: Hell yeah!

Boy: you know what I mean?

Girl: fuck?
Boy: yeahhhh
by Lolbaddie July 22, 2017
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