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Heard of the Day

This is the gossip or hot dish that is spoken on ALL day by many people that you run into or encounter. It seems to be the only thing that people want to discuss. It gets old by noon and you have no desire to speak to it any longer. It can be events within your social group or international news.
Abby: "OMG!! LOL! OMG!! Did you hear..."
Tabitha: "Yeah, I know what you'll say! It's the Heard of the Day! I'm ready to move on! You got any pornography?"
Abby: "You know it girl! I am that bitch!"
by von groovy August 27, 2024
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National Titty Pic Day

On may 24th everyone shall receive titty pics because of national titty pic day
by Thatdude2 May 24, 2022
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National Unforgiven Day

National Unforgiven Day or (N.U.D) refers to a day where people gather to read "The Unforgiven" by philanthropist Eco Samurai.
Person 1: "Happy N.U.D!"

Person 2: "What's N.U.D?"

Person 1: "National Unforgiven Day!"
by EcoSamurai June 28, 2025
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Landon day

A fun guy to be around and is 100% will be a millionaire
by JamesSmith34 January 7, 2023
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best free day

best free day is a person whose the best person on that free day. it is used for understanding and loving and not horse eating people
by bestieboomeryah November 28, 2021
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national kiss short people day

November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated
Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day
by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022
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Spit on a midget day.

Today is your lucky day. Don't know why?
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.
"I've always wanted to spit on a midget, OH My! It's spit on a midget day. How nice.

Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.
by Fluffyseat October 21, 2019
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