Shopping-Shits

Patriots of any shopping facility, feeling a non-premeditated trifling need to shit themselves.

Joey - I went to target today with Steph, we where there for five minutes! When I immediately got the Shopping-Shits an had to run to the nearest bathroom.

Steph - where did joey go?

by priaprismWOO October 2, 2023

I shit on babies

👨🏿 🦲

Racist sex I shit on babies

by AMOGUSAMOGUS69AMOGUS May 27, 2021

Dog Shit decisions

Referring to a person making a very bad decision.
Just like dog shit.

Person 1: I decided to make my company go full AI!
Person 2: that's just some Dog Shit decisions.

by Buttergoblin2003 May 10, 2025

Piece of shit

It means a dumb hoe named Jacqueline.

Jacqueline is a piece of shit.

by Viridiana lopez March 21, 2020

shitting in cursive

The act of shitting in an uninterrupted, elegant, but continuous fashion. In the same manner of a person writing in cursive, with the pen not leaving the paper.

James: Martha, would you like to go on a date with me to the local diner tonight?

Martha: Im sorry, James. I cant. Ive been shitting in cursive all day!

by Bearit90 October 30, 2023

Shit-tok

A person who is sitting on the toilet taking a dump while scrolling through TikTok on the phone, losing track of time.

- You've been in the bathroom for 45 minutes, what's going on in there?!

- Sorry, i was shit-toking.

by Trickypack February 6, 2023

Shitting like a mongoose

Comes from the way a mongoose moves – they're known for their fast, darting movements. So, "shitting like a mongoose" might be a humorous way to describe someone rushing to the toilet with urgency.

I ate a bunch of fiber and now I've been shitting like a mongoose all day.

by TheBuckLives April 23, 2025