Ye Ole Pasta Twat

A chinese, irish, italian whiskey...made from femented noodles and gorllia piss. An alcohol content greater than 100 percent pure.

In most cultures.. Ye Ole Pasta Twat is a new years eve celebratory beverage that will rip yo goddammed head off. Enjoy..you fuckers !!

by Bel Aire Beeryan April 09, 2010

three-legged TWAT SICKLE

A neighbor representing two inches of tiny tantrum. The most he will ever use his third leg is jacking off to a pack mule eating oats. Also can be defined as one who symbolizes a true pussy.

Kyle crane stop being a three-legged twat sickle, and stop picking up BOFUBs. Quit getting sodomized by the imbred mule that lives in your basement. Talk to a decent looking girl you three-legged twat sickle.

by garatee baby April 12, 2011

Radio-Active-Twat-Waffle

A twat waffle that has become radio active. A friend once called me this as a joke, and i LOLd.

You are such a fucking radio-active-twat-waffle!

by KariJo January 22, 2007

twat waffle

noun- a person who performs oral sex on their partner and expects nothing in return.

Boomer: "I ate maggie out last night" Chris: "Did she suck your dick?" Boomer: "Nope" Chris: "Fucking twat waffle"

by Regnarg Sirch May 11, 2009

cum guzzling twat loaf

Shane.

I can't believe I dated that cum guzzling twat loaf.

by Shane.Hater.4life July 09, 2011

twat waffling whore bag

1) a whore whose vag has that blue waffle thingy going on
2) a lesbian whore, because they waffle with twats, a lot

"Omg! You twat waffling whore bag!! Keep away from my boyfriend!"
-Chair

by girlyguardgirl May 04, 2011

twat licking shit fuck

The appropriate thing to say when you smash your knuckles.

Oh! You twat licking shit fuck! My hand is killing me.

by Kelly-TBCRI October 26, 2017