tesco toe bangers

clarks shoes or school shoes XD

yo look at ya self neek with your tesco toe bangers (Bad shoes school shoes ect...)

by follow my insta ellis_ldzzz December 13, 2019

Midget Toe Syndrome

MTS or Dwarf foot as it has commonly been referred to is a rare condition that affects the four didgets to the side of the main Toe in particular and can lead to

sufferers being bullied and frowned upon when having to reveal their feet in situations where they would normally have bare feet.Sufferers can be recognised on the beech wearing thick fishing socks or socks with different coloured toe caps to give the illusion of length to the stunted
Toe area and in some cases they will have Tatoos aplied to the normalish big toe to discourage onlookers from observing the smaller and more insignificant toes.Excuses as to why they have the disease (most sufferers are in denial) include "I have wide feet" or I'm small and stood on Tip Toe too much" are
commonly used to avert the stigma attatched to the disease which originated in Hungary and is known as Kitchy Lob (Translate): tiny Foot.Please copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever come across a poor unfortunate suffering from this particularly embarrasing disorder.

Tom "That Boy has got obsurdly small Toes"

Chris "Thats Midget Toe Syndrome and it affects girls as well"

by chipthechap July 7, 2010

Toes up in the clover

The state of having recently died.

Q-"Where's my bitch?"
A-"Toes up in the clover."

by MC R.A.B January 2, 2009

camel toe bitch

a female in which she abuses, taunts, and orders u around, but u dunt care because you are mezmorized by her camel toe.It is afterwards that you realize that she was a bitch.

"that camel toe bitch really fucked me up"

by cilk clak April 7, 2008

amish toe jam

a girl is on her back you are on your side facing her, you lick her toes and jam your toes into her vagina

I gave her an Amish toe jam last night

by a hong May 18, 2007

Toe-eyed cabbage

It means an individual who pours milk before the cereal, basically a horrible person.

Ew! That toe-eyed cabbage really just out the milk before the cereal, what in the disappointment?

by Skyblazemoon May 7, 2021

Chicken nugget toe

A old woman with extremely flabby labia that dangle is such a fashion as to show through tight fitting clothing and create the illusion of a pile of chicken nuggets in her pants.

Damn she's got a big chicken nugget toe.

by Pawpincher December 14, 2014