Butt Nugget

A more wholesome way of calling someone an idiot

Katrina and Maddie are being such butt nuggets today!

by Jeffrey the juice man January 30, 2019

Butt Police

Similar to terms like Mr Tickle fingers or the Knee-grab Crab, being "the butt police" involves running after other people making a 'whoo-whoo' siren-like noise and holding grabbing hands out in front of you giving the impression you are going to grab a person by the rear end.

The term was coined by Detective Butt Sergeant Paul MacMillan of Preston, England who regularly makes attempts to arrest his small children resulting in screams, giggles and avoiding capture.

"Oh-oh, you better watch out or the butt police will catch you.... WHOO-OO-OO-OO!!"

by GoggleboxUK November 28, 2018

Butt Prison

Magnum condom-shaped meat locker in your nethers for storing copious amounts of nacho-induced, noxious hot ass gas. See also: Prison Wallet, Gas Chamber, Fart Factory.

Bill: Dude, what is that smell?
Bill’s Friend: Sorry man. Just couldn’t hold that fart in my butt prison any longer.

by Cheese Furburgers April 26, 2021

butt cigarette

Butt Cigarette a cigarette smuggled into jail or prison that has been concealed in one's butt.

Prisoner, "Boy I could really go for one of those butt cigarettes right about now".

by Willya-Dikfit April 2, 2020

blood butt

When you fuck someone so hard up the ass their ass hole is bloody.

"I heard Sherry got some blood butt yesterday!'

by n-bomb January 17, 2015

sloppy butt

Describes when a person's butt is flabby and out of shape. This does not necessarily mean said person's body is out of shape.

Meg: "That girl has perfect hair!"
Blair: "She's got a sloppy butt though"

by Dumptruck1212 June 4, 2016

Moist butt

Feeling totes terrible.

I feel like moist butt today

by Stuff. October 9, 2016