Urban Dictionary

get the hail of the computer and READ A FOOKING BOOK

the Urban Dictionary
plw read a book

by nnt here February 9, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A horrid place that some people put in real definitions, whilst the other 90% either:
1. Make words for sexual matters, or
2. Make names of themselves or their crushes, listing EVERY single good factor about a person in the world.

1. Look anything up, there will be something sexual for it.
2. *Looks up name* (Insert name here) is the smartest, most beautiful being on Earth, how could someone be so godly? He/she is just so...etc. etc. etc.

Please stop it with the names on the Urban Dictionary. Please.

by A_single_bean June 2, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A website where philistines can learn everything they need to know, to bastardise the great English language.

Gz, the bastardisation of 'Congratiations'. Other examples can be found int eh Urban Dictionary.

by Kiphal November 27, 2011

Urban Dictionary

The best website ever

Hey do you now what urban dictionary

Of course it’s the best website

by ThickRickDick January 22, 2021

Urban dictionary

An online "dictionary" where people can write their own definitions to words.

Leave it to Urban Dictionary to teach you everything you never knew you didn't want to know.

by JayJay74656 October 13, 2011

Cambridge Dictionary

A dictionary is traditional but is becoming more like the urban dictionary when the British council cannot handle the misuse of their so-called "words." Many people think that they are taking the lead in defining words, but more and more of the words used on the internet are becoming their definitions.

3yrs old: "Mom, a dude just called me a noob in Fortnite!, can you look it up in the Cambridge dictionary?"
Milf: "Is it the word that the neighbor's kids have been calling me on the chat? I'm pretty sure they don't have it."
3yr old: "But it says here that i'm someone who just started playing Fortnite, but i have played it for 2 years!!"

by Constelation Wild Horny Dog July 10, 2021

Urban dictionary

A place where you discover the most hilarious/scaring words that have ever existed

Your FRIKEN on the urban dictionary right now! Why need an example?

by __Monotone__ October 25, 2016