cock-ton

An unbelievably large amount, larger than a shit-ton. Generally speaking, take an quantity of something that an average person may have and multiply it by a depressing amount.

Commonly used to describe a buildup of procrastinated work that needs to be done in a very short period of time

Friend: Hey you tryna grab a beer tonight?
Me: Dude I’d love to but I have an absolute cock-ton of work to do.

by Don Hector November 11, 2019

edwins cock

Edwin's cock is a term used if someone has a huge cock

Holy that guy there has Edwins cock

by TyroneBigBlacks February 19, 2022

cock robber

A female cock-blocker. This female blocks access to a cock by intercepting and stealing the cock that is already being pursued by another girl.

I was totally going to get with Rick, but that cock robber Jewels stole him! That bitch.

by ValSamNick April 25, 2011

Megatron cock

A cock that can start out incredibly small and turn outrageously big. The ultimate grower not shower.

HER: At first it was so small I almost laughed. But then it just kept growing and growing. You must have a Megatron cock.

by Todd Johnson Sr. August 24, 2017

cock rash

Burning sensation of the female partner after dry sex. Burns when you pee too.

"Imma get cock rash if we dont use lube"

by ohsean May 19, 2010

Karma Cock

When the woman is mad at you and is dry for something you did and it prevents you from staying hard and fucking her.

Kelly was so mad at John for flirting with other woman that when they tried to have sex John ended upwith Karma cock.

by sharage1 April 2, 2011

Bum Cock

Fun

Let's have some bum cock

by bum cock August 4, 2019