Head Said

Unique individual of which all marvel at the sheer sight of his magnificents.... A Higher being amongst peasants... The perfect lover who has mastered the arts of The Kama Sutra of Vatsyayana....A worker of Said tool... He is well versed in oral play of a woman's anus....Literally The Worlds Most Handsome Man....

He has reached "Head Said" status....

If it ain't Head Said, I don't want it!
I want said head only from Head Said...

by Handsome Jimmy November 9, 2013

head bombed

Shit faced. Getting really drunk. Shlonkered

"Dude you were so drunk last night!" "I know man I was head bombed"

by Chadwickthelegend May 8, 2014

Steth Head

An individual who only dates and/or has sex with doctors or other medical personnel; the healthcare industry equivalent to a puck slut with hockey players.

Tanner: oh my GOD Lauren, do you see Ryan's sphygmomanometer? Ugh that's SO hot!

Lauren: Wow Tanner, you're such a steth head.

by nannrtickl October 6, 2018

head limes

When you put a HEADLIME in the tip of your dick. Then you use it to squeeze every last drop of liquid from a lime wedge into your urethra. This is typically followed by a Cleveland Steamer.

Dude 1: Dude, I fucking HEAD LIMED my pisser so hard Last night!
Dude 2: Holy shit, I wish my girlfriend let me do that.
Dude 1: Head limes are so sexy!

by bananananananananananna January 14, 2019

head bum

Lisa Buggets

Daymmm Lisa..why be such a head bum for? I HATE YOU! Go work out those thunder thighs of yours..

by chesto dan dan November 22, 2011

galaxy head

A blowjob so good it send you into the universe. The orgasm is so stron you transend into the universe.

This girl gave me galaxy head and it sent me straight into space.

by Aufiya June 1, 2018

parade head

Someone with a giant head.

Harvey: Look at that chick on the halftime show interviewing players.

Carl: Yes, she looks like she could be in the Thanksgiving Day parade on a float.
Harvey: Yes, she has a real parade head.

by cut the cards January 18, 2023