vagina bogey

Cockney rhyming slang for a certain little ginger snaggletooth, Jodie.

Sung - 'Jodie, vagina bogey'

by Foodfelloutmymouth November 7, 2018

vagina blocking

(V). The action a girl takes to interfere with flirting, similar to cock blocking, often annoying

That girl was vagina blocking me from flirting with my crush!
I hate that bitch for vagina blocking me.

by Brokenheartedgirl15 September 21, 2013

vagina hotel

When you spoon with your dick in her all night long

I can't wait to stay at the vagina hotel tonight

by Jamesp519 August 31, 2015

Vagina Nest

According to some reports in 2018, and possibly earlier, women were told by an Etsy seller that to "restore the elasticity of the uterine wall" one must insert ground up wasp nest material into the vagina. Which, most sane people know, is absolutely batsh*t insane.

Kirsty laughed at the idea of a vagina nest outloud but internally was questioning whether there was any scientific evidence behind it.

by Pogoextreme July 5, 2022

vagina in a glass

A rum and Diet Cola.
A drink for pussies.

That ass clown always orders a Vagina in a Glass from our bartender Tacho.

by Brettchen September 8, 2016

vagina mitten

A term used to mock the psychological barrier that a weak individual possesses that prevents them from participating in something great.

Dave can't go skiing today, he said it's too cold. I think he needs a vagina mitten.

by epicpowderhound May 8, 2018

The vagina hunter

Cliff Richard

Did you get The vagina hunter's new album?
Nah mate I aint no perv.

by Cassiemai December 14, 2012